I hate you. You deprive me of quality time with all my loved ones such as Pillow, Television, and Lazyness. I really wish you would leave and never come back. You're ruining my life. Life ruiner.
Sincerely.
My friends, crazy things happen. Ludicrous, embarrassing, fantastical things. Grant it, these sorts of things tend to occur more frequently in my life. Why? I'm not quite sure. Whether it is a blessing or a curse is yet to be determined. One thing is for certain. It tends to spice things up. Add a little pizzaz to an other wise bland life. What else can I say except that, "Yes, that did happen."
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